I Just Sharted - Immediate Relief Putty - Stress No More - The Struggle is Real - Shart Happens - We Can Help

If you have ever had a sharting issue in your past we have the solution for you. This Shart putty is designed to specifically relieve any issues that might come post shart. Sharting can happen at a restaurant, park, gym, or even in your own home. If you've trusted a fart way too much, we can help. At work, home, or anywhere shart happens, grab your Just Sharted Putty and squeeze your stress putty while you squeeze your cheeks.

• THAT JUST HAPPNENED - Squeeze tight and act normal.
• HOPE YOU WEREN'T WEARING WHITE PANTS - This putty can't help that, but it can help squish the the stress away. Relieve tension on your way to the bathroom.
• NO LONGER EMBARRASSING NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE - Okay, well, it's still embarrassing, but everyone sharts, so be fearlessly prepared on the go. This compact tin can travel with you to the office, gym, church, or on a date.
• SHOW LOVE TO FELLOW SHARTERS - All Sharters deserve love and special attention, so giving them this hilarious gag gift in their Christmas stocking, birthday gift, or Easter basket will show them you care.
• WON'T DRY OUT EVEN AFTER YOUR BROWN STRIPE DOES - Doc's stress putty is specially to last for ages, so it's there for all your unexpected pants pooping incidents.